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7 fun questions for le dumb writer

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

I have never in my life seen a cow laughed pero feeling ko pwede. I mean walang impossible bakit ko naman pipigilan ang sarili ko na maniwala na hindi pwedeng lumabas ang gatas sa ilong ng isang baka? unless makita ko na hindi talaga then..

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I’m quite sure science can explain this. nagpapalusot lang ako.. hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit 🙂

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

There are questions that we cannot answer na mas mabuti pang huwag nalang alamin ang sagot para hindi na masaktan lalo. Accept nalang! ganun talaga eh! Wala na tayong magagawa. Alangan yung carrot nanaman ang mag aadjust?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Kasi feeling ko nakakatulong and based on my observation it works.

Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

bukas na kitang sagutin. hirap na hirap me sumagot

Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Thats really mean. Imaginin mo si Jerry yun.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Long process basta sa earth at hindi sa baby. promise

@yourmessywriter

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